Lestat (flambeauvivant) wrote,

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Error messages in Haiku

Error messages in Haiku

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.


Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

No, no not my pen, all credit to Gnu.org for tonight's amusement!
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