Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, stunned by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.